LANDMARK SLURRED DRINKING GAME

The Hilariously Messy Word Game You Didn’t Know Your Party Needed

Looking to take your next party to the next level? Meet the Landmark Slurred Drinking Game—a laugh-out-loud, tongue-twisting, rule-bending game that will have your mates stumbling over their words and rolling with laughter. Designed for adults who love clever challenges with a cheeky drinking twist, this game is perfect for Kiwi gatherings, birthdays, weekends at the bach, or any night that calls for pure chaos and fun.

The Landmark Slurred Drinking Game is all about saying strange phrases under pressure—while you're already a few sips in. Can you clearly say “Precarious Parrot Party” three times fast after a round of shots? What about decoding a jumbled Kiwi place name with a time limit? This is the ultimate game of slurs, slips, and sips, where clarity is optional, but laughter is guaranteed.

What Is the Landmark Slurred Drinking Game?

The Landmark Slurred Drinking Game is a party card game that challenges players to read, say, and act out all sorts of quirky phrases, tongue twisters, and cultural references—often while buzzed. The catch? Fail to say it correctly or quickly enough, and you take a drink. Simple as that.

It blends the mechanics of classic word games with the spontaneous fun of a drinking challenge, making it perfect for flat parties, pre-drinks, or casual game nights with friends. It’s designed for adults (18+), and best enjoyed in groups of 3 or more.

What’s in the Box?

Each Landmark Slurred Drinking Game set includes:

• 100+ phrase challenge cards (featuring tongue twisters, slurred phrases, and NZ-specific twists)
  
• Instruction booklet with game variations
  
• Bonus “Landmark Challenge” cards themed around New Zealand culture, geography, and slang
  
• Compact storage box with a bold, party-ready design
  

Everything is lightweight, portable, and durable—ideal for taking to BBQs, holidays, road trips, or uni flats.

How to Play

Step 1: Shuffle the Deck

Place the deck of cards in the centre. Pick a player to go first.

Step 2: Draw a Card

On your turn, draw a card and attempt to say the phrase written on it. It might be a standard tongue twister (“Seven slurping sailors”) or a New Zealand twist (“Wellington Wind Wobble”).

Step 3: Get It Right… or Drink

If you say the phrase correctly within the time limit (usually 5 seconds), you’re safe. If you mess up, stutter, repeat, or stall—you drink. Bonus rule: if you read it perfectly but your mates disagree, group vote decides!

Step 4: Special Landmark Cards

These include dares, challenges, or New Zealand-themed questions. For example: “Name 3 towns in the South Island starting with 'A' in 10 seconds—or drink twice.”

Why It’s a Hit in New Zealand

Celebrates Local Culture

Unlike generic drinking games, this one includes cards based on real New Zealand slang, towns, food, and lifestyle references—like “Fish 'n Chups Challenge” or “Say ‘Whakarewarewa’ properly or take a sip.”

Instant Laughs

The moment someone tries to say a difficult phrase while giggling and tipsy, the room lights up. It’s that kind of contagious, no-pressure fun Kiwis love.

Works in Any Setting

Whether you’re on the deck in Raglan, celebrating a 21st in Christchurch, or warming up for a night out in Wellington, the Landmark Slurred Drinking Game fits in your pocket and starts the party instantly.

Party-Perfect for Any Occasion

21st and 30th Birthdays

Add a hilarious activity to milestone birthdays. Combine it with other games for a full evening of interactive fun.

Hen and Stag Dos

It’s a game that gets everyone talking, laughing, and bonding fast. Great for mixed groups and ideal as an icebreaker.

House Parties & Flat Warmings

Easy to play, impossible to forget. Perfect for loud, relaxed, or silly environments where everyone wants to join in.

Bach Weekends

Play around the fire, in the lounge, or after a long day at the beach. It’s compact and made for travel.

Game Variations

“Slurred Showdown”

Split into teams. Each team has 30 seconds to complete as many cards as possible. The losing team drinks.

“Kōrero Card”

Special rule: If someone draws a card with a Māori phrase or town name, everyone has to try it. Closest pronunciation wins, worst must finish their drink.

“Rapid Fire”

Set a timer and try to complete five cards in one minute. Every mistake = one sip.

You can also add your own rules, modify phrases, or write custom cards with inside jokes or local references for extra laughs.

Quality, Portability & Design

The Landmark Slurred Drinking Game is built for real-life use:

• Durable laminated cards – easy to clean if someone spills a drink
  
• Bold typography – so you can read it even after a few rounds
  
• Compact box design – fits in bags, glove boxes, or even your pocket
  

It’s the kind of game you’ll want to bring along wherever people gather. It doesn’t require a table, board, or accessories—just good mates and a good mood.

Safety & Responsible Fun

As always, drinking games should be enjoyed responsibly. Encourage breaks, snacks, hydration, and a fun environment where everyone feels comfortable.

Tips:

• Offer mocktail options for non-drinkers
  
• Allow pass cards if someone wants to skip a turn
  
• Make the focus the fun, not the alcohol
  

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I play without alcohol?
Absolutely. You can use juice, fizzy drinks, kombucha, or even just water. The point is the slurred speech—not the actual alcohol.

Q: Is it suitable for small groups?
Yes, it works well for groups of 3–10. For larger parties, break into smaller teams.

Q: Are the phrases reusable?
Yes! The fun comes from how differently people perform under pressure. You can play the same card twice and still get laughs.

Q: Are the NZ references accessible to tourists?
Definitely! It’s a great way for travellers to learn and laugh about New Zealand culture while joining in the fun.

Q: Is this a good gift?
It’s a fantastic novelty gift—great for birthdays, Christmas, stag or hens’ night bundles, or party bags.

Why Choose the Landmark Edition?

The Landmark Slurred Drinking Game stands out because it doesn’t just give you a way to drink—it gives you a reason to laugh. It celebrates speech, silliness, and stumbling over your words in the best way possible. And with its uniquely New Zealand twist, it’s more than just another party game—it’s a conversation starter, a laughter generator, and an absolute party essential.

Whether you’re fluent in Kiwi slang or hearing it for the first time, this game keeps everyone engaged and on their toes. It’s low-pressure, high-energy, and full of hilarious moments you’ll talk about long after the night ends.