IF I WANTED TO HEAR MUG 12oz – Say It Without Saying a Word

For the Unapologetically Honest Sipper

Some days, you just don’t have the patience for small talk, unsolicited advice, or annoying chatter. That’s when the IF I WANTED TO HEAR Mug 12oz comes in. With bold lettering that delivers the iconic line — “If I wanted to hear from someone like you, I’d take the tape off your mouth” — this mug is the ultimate expression of your inner mood: zero tolerance, 100% sass.

Crafted for those who like their coffee strong and their sarcasm stronger, this mug makes a powerful (and hilarious) statement while holding your favourite hot drink. Whether you’re using it at work, at home, or in a group Zoom call, this mug speaks volumes—so you don’t have to.

The Mug That Sets the Tone

The IF I WANTED TO HEAR Mug doesn’t just hold your drink—it delivers your vibe. It’s the perfect way to:

• Subtly (or not so subtly) express your boundaries
  
• Add humour to your coffee routine
  
• Set the tone in shared spaces
  
• Make passive-aggression stylish
  

From tea time to tough meetings, this mug is your sidekick in keeping things just real enough.

Key Features & Specifications

• Size: 12oz / 350ml – ideal for coffee, tea, cocoa, or survival juice
  
• Material: High-gloss ceramic with high-definition print
  
• Design: Bold black text, sharp humour, and a punchy tone
  
• Microwave Safe: Yes – reheat as needed, sass intact
  
• Dishwasher Safe: Yes – low-maintenance and fade-resistant
  
• Grip: Ergonomic handle for comfort
  
• Packaging: Arrives gift-boxed and ready to wow (or warn)
  

Designed for the Daily Mood

This mug isn’t for everyone—it’s for the honest ones, the introverts with attitude, and the morning warriors who would rather sip in silence. It’s:

• A message to annoying co-workers
  
• A shield against morning chaos
  
• A coffee companion with bite
  
• The mug that says, “Back up, I’ve had one sip”
  

Whether you’re working from home or navigating office politics, this mug has your back.

The Perfect Gift for the Right Personality

Buying for someone who:

• Doesn’t sugarcoat things?
  
• Lives for sarcasm?
  
• Has a dry wit that kills at parties?
  
• Needs caffeine before interaction?
  

This is the mug made for them. It’s bold, cheeky, and refreshingly honest. It’s not just a mug—it’s a personality trait.

Ideal for:

• Birthdays
  
• Secret Santa
  
• Galentine’s Day
  
• Office farewell gifts
  
• Breakup recovery packs
  
• Or just because they’re your favourite savage
  

Use It Daily (Especially on Mondays)

Some mugs are novelty gifts that sit on shelves. Not this one. The IF I WANTED TO HEAR Mug is built for daily use:

• Perfect for your morning flat white or herbal tea
  
• Durable enough for office dishwashers
  
• Sturdy enough to survive “accidental” drops
  
• Compact for tight desk spaces or kitchen shelves
  

You’ll find yourself reaching for it again and again—not just because it holds your drink, but because it holds your energy.

What It Says (Besides the Obvious)

This mug communicates so much more than its hilarious quote:

• “Respect my space.”
  
• “Please don’t interrupt my peace.”
  
• “I’m not here for your drama today.”
  
• “Let the coffee kick in before you speak.”
  

It’s the ultimate accessory for introverts, thinkers, and caffeine protectors.

Testimonials from People Who Get It

“Every time I bring this into the office kitchen, people laugh. It’s iconic.” – Jordan, Wellington
“My sister has major ‘don’t mess with me’ energy. She LOVES this mug.” – Ava, Auckland
“Best Secret Santa gift I’ve ever received. Totally me.” – Mike, Christchurch
“I bought one for me and one for my flatmate. It’s a warning sign now.” – Tanya, Hamilton

Add Some Bite to Your Daily Routine

Pair this mug with:

• A strong roast coffee or bold English breakfast tea
  
• A snarky coaster
  
• A matching notebook titled Things I Can’t Say Out Loud
  
• Chocolate or snacks for the sassiest survival kit
  
• A candle with a name like “Not Today” or “Silence, Please”
  

Whether you’re keeping it for yourself or gifting it to someone who needs to be heard less, this mug makes it fun.

A Mug That Keeps It Real

✔ Built to Last – Sturdy ceramic that survives every wash and reheat
✔ Clear Message – Eye-catching font and design with zero ambiguity
✔ Everyday Size – Holds just the right amount of caffeine fuel
✔ Universal Appeal – Fits in homes, offices, classrooms, and kitchen counters
✔ Sarcastic & Stylish – Because one doesn’t cancel the other

Practical & Personal

Yes, it’s funny. Yes, it’s sarcastic. But it’s also:

• Functional: It’s a proper mug, not just a joke
  
• Safe: Microwave and dishwasher safe
  
• High-quality: Fade-resistant print and premium ceramic
  
• Giftable: Great for wrapping, surprising, or self-indulging
  

It’s one of those rare items that makes you laugh and makes your life easier.